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jayden

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To: Skyler Dross

POSTED ON Dec 20, 2022 17:00:17 GMT

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Surprises sometimes come in small packages.

[break][break] On one wintry morning outside the Sotally Tober, a Crobat flies down bearing a package. On it is a small blue ribbon, with a card attached.

[break][break] Dear Miss Dross, [break][break]
Merry Christmas. [break][break]
Sincerely, [break][break]
Michail Volkov [break]
Wyndon Pharmaceutical Inc.

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SKYLER DROSS

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Dear Owli,

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Merry Christmas + Happy Secret Santa!! I was so happy to be your Secret Santa this year. Your writing is amazing, and your characterization of Skyler is absolutely CHEF'S KISS! I look forward to a new year of rping and have fun with you on Hoenn!! I hope we can RP more together. C:

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In your little Secret Santa package, please find:
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x1 GACHA CETODDLE (from ollie morales) [break]
x1 REGULAR CETODDLE — stats here [break]
(from jayden cross)[break]
x1 GACHA LAPRAS (from marilee beaufort) [break]
x1 GACHA DHELMISE (from jayden cross)

[break][break] All to skyler dross

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Sincerely, [break]
Milky <3

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[break][break] You can change the accent color by editing the hex-code in the code after --accent and the image at the top if you ctrl + f url(https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/skylers.gif) and replace it with a url of your choice. It should automatically re-size! Right now, it's just a rotating image with a bunch of random pics.

[break][break] As always, let me know if you have any issues, want to make changes, etc.

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To: Skyler Dross

POSTED ON Dec 20, 2022 18:33:02 GMT

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Who the fuck is Michail Volkov?

Skyler stares down at the envelop in her hands, at a loss about this known/unknown sender. The first thing that pops up in her mind is that surely she must've been drunk at the time she met him, and had forgotten all about it. The second is that, perhaps, she must have some long lost family connection with the-uh- Volkovs.

Wouldn't that be a twist?

That this could be her Secret Santa doesn't even come close as one of the possibilities, and neither does that quiet knife-thrower guy she'd met half a lifetime ago.

Soon, though, those pesky thoughts are all but forgotten as the ship captain shrugs, turns and violently tears into the package. The unfortunate wrapping paper never stood a chance.

The Dhelmise brings an excited grin to her lips. The Lapras widens it.

But it is when two Wailmer-type creatures pop out onto the deck that a gasp of wonderment leaves her lips.

It wouldn't be long before one of them evolved into what would soon become Skyler's prefered land steed. Gloriously round as it waddled through the streets of Lilycove with a drunken Skyler on its back, bellowing sea shanties for all the world to hear.

Arceus help them all.

jayden cross
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